MARTINSAYS.COM
Saturday, January 30, 2010

i've read the whole of martinsays today. :D
MARTIN JOHNSON IS DAMN FUNNY.
let me show you.


a few people have asked me where the “party marty” nickname came from. i asked the man himself who dubbed me “party marty” to provide you with a proper explanation.

here is his write-up:

Hello “Martin Says” blog-watchers. My name is Doug Spangenberg and I shot and directed Boys Like Girls’ “READ BETWEEN THE LINES” dvd. I was out on the road with them for over 2 weeks and have seen their exploits up close and personal. Martin asked me to break down the “Party Marty” nickname I gave him exclusively for the readers of this website… so here it is.

About 5 days into the “Soundtrack of Your Summer” tour I did with them, I came onto the bus looking for Martin at about 5pm. After checking the front and back lounge, I asked everyone, “Where’s Party Marty?” The whole bus went silent for about two seconds and then erupted into a roar of laughter, thus waking the hungover Martin from a coma in his bunk. He joined us in the front lounge, wearing nothing but his boxer briefs, sunglasses, and that stupid blue scarf he refused to take off for that entire tour, no shirt. He heard the nickname, and immediately did not love it. ”Your still wearing Party Marty’s outfit from last night!” I said, and proceeded to explain to him that there is a “Party Marty” and a Martin Johnson… Much like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. The two personalities know of each other and often work against each other. In fact, they hate each other. He learned to embrace the nickname, slowly.

So here’s a breakdown of the two personalities (keep in mind that these have all been observed by yours truly):

Martin hates Party Marty because he wakes up embarrassed and hungover. Party Marty thinks Martin is a pussy.

Martin likes a variety of different music. Party Marty only likes terrible rap music.

Martin likes listening to his ipod. Party Marty can’t hear music unless it is “cranked loud as fuck” in the front lounge at 4am.

Martin will pretend to listen to you. Party Marty will call you a “disgusting whore” (whether you’re male or female) and kick you off of his bus.

Martin complains when there’s an early bus call. Party Marty doesn’t know what bus call is.

Martin drinks out of cups and glasses. Party Marty only drinks straight out the bottle.

Martin likes tight pants. Party Marty doesn’t wear pants.

Martin likes to sign autographs for fans. Party Marty likes to sign body parts only.

Martin brushes his teeth. Party Marty gargles with Jack Daniel’s.

Before bed, Martin turns on his humidifier and air purifier, fluffs his pillow and makes his bed, washes his face, brushes his teeth, cleans the bus, and puts on his pj’s. Party Marty passes out face down on the floor of the bunk area.

Martin forgets to flush the toilet. Party Marty doesn’t use the toilet.

Martin loves Brent. Party Marty HATES Brent.

Martin likes you. Party Marty thinks you’re an idiot.

Martin didn’t want to post this. Party Marty told him to fuck off.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES is in stores everywhere and makes a great gift for the holidays!

-Doug

quote of the day:
“step one to having a good sense of humor is self deprecation.”
-martin johnson


i tried twitter today. then i jumped off a bridge. only good thing i got out of the experience was remembering this book that i read in third grade. i remember we had to write fan letters to our favorite authors and i wrote one to roald dahl. when my teacher told me he was dead i cried in front of the whole class. get involved.

credits martinsays man

www.martinsays.com

:D

here i am;


BLG WAS SO AWESOME
Friday, January 29, 2010

BOYS LIKE GIRLS CONCERT WAS THE BEST BEST BEST OMG.
THEY WERE SO BLOODY AWESOME.
IT WAS SO CRAZY AND SO AWESOME.

LAVELLE GOT A BOTTLE MARTIN JOHNSON THREW. i told her that if it wasn't her i would have grabbed it cause well yea, i managed to grab it before letting go HAHA. SAD. D:

BUT WHATEVER EYE CONTACTTTTT WITH MARTIN JOHNSON TWICE. I WENT WITHOUT A FANBOARD SO IT'S DAMN GOOD ALREADY HAHA.

IF THEY COME BACK IN A YEAR OR TWO I WILL GO.
DEFINITELY.

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.
lavelle and i were screaming everytime paul digiovanni was near. OMGGGG :D
AND DESIREE GOT TWO PICKS.
she gave one to valerie HAHA.

martin johnson's water splashed on my face.
MY FACE IS NOW HOLY. HAHA.
:D

oh, opening was i gotta feeling. then they sang love drunk.
THE CONCERT WAS SO GOOD. AHHHHH. :D
martin johnson's really damn nice or the whole band HAHA.
near the end he stopped singing dance hall drug halfway then he asked all the people who bought the $78 tickets to come forward cause he wanted everyone to have fun and everything. then he continued. so nice. :D
THUNDER AND THE GREAT ESCAPE WERE REAL GOOD.
and there were super lucky people who were caleld onto stage AND THEN THEY HUGGED THEM. OMG.
they were giving out 2 LG lollipop phones too. PAUL DIGIOVANNI HELD THEM HAHA.
those phones are very special now HAHA.
and 4 autographed posters.

SO AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. :D

here i am;


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Monday, January 25, 2010

i don't want to go to school tomorrow.
i don't want to go to school.
gee.
don't know why, just don't feel like.
especially after one week of slacking.
real slacking.
FRIDAY, PLEASE COME.
i feel like a bloody pig seriously.
time to get my butt off and start studying must start.
like now, there's a amth and ss homework but evidently i don't care.
i also know that i have to study chem today but i'm not doing it.
i hope teachers don't come tomorrow. :D
we'll have another spazzing about hot guys session HAHA.
3e8's super noisy which is awesome.
i can't wait for boys like girls! :D
and i have procrastinated which is not good.

oh, motorola dext. (:

i bought so many more football cards this season than the last HAHA.
i think my parents are talking about renovating the house yay.
liverpool won 2-0. (:
and apparently, man city is preparing a bid of 100 million for torres.
TORRES WON'T GO. (i hope)
lavelle said he'll be an ass if he goes. i agree. :D

okay. t.

here i am;


today was fun
Friday, January 15, 2010

i crapped 3 pages for chinese compo seriously haha.
and math was okay i guess i thought i was super screwed cause i thought myanswers were weird haha but lavelle had same answers as me so i think i'm safe HAHA.
went to macs.
sam lavelle rachel emily.
then, rachel and emily had to leave for netball so we slacked there till 4 haha.
i feel super happy cause there aren't lessons next week yay.
heehee. :)

here i am;


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Monday, January 11, 2010

there's 3 periods of science tomorrow.
i hope i don't fall asleep HAHA. seriously.
anyway, i did like 8 qustions of math and i stopped cause it was probability HAHA.
i really feel like i forgot to do something HAHAH.
i just realised it sucks now cause there aren't any sleeping periods besides legacy HAHA.
oh, maybe english can but oh well HAHA.
why am i talking about sleeping periods.
:X
there's no a math tomorrow. :D heehee.
but chinese, bio, chem. ):
I SHALL SURVIVE CHEM AND BIO.

OH OH OH OH OH MS SU IS LEAVING AFTER HALF THE YEAR SO WE'RE GETTING MRS CHUA YAY HAHA.
i actually don't mind ms su too actually but i like mrs chua's ppt slides HAHAHAH.

i think i should sleep like now if not i'll fall alseep in poh poh's periods.
or any other period. i think i can't stay up anymore.
i'm getting old.
there's tuition tomorrow, go through sec 2 math and a math.
i shall try to finish everything by 10 and sleep seriously. damn tired HAHA.
night.

here i am;


calm
Sunday, January 10, 2010

i am calm now HAHAH.
night everyone.

here i am;


shit

there might be an a math quiz tomorrow and even though it's not counted in ca i'ms till bloody scared don't ask me why i should go off at ten and do a few more sums shit i am scared shit.
I AM SCARED.

here i am;


don't read this cause they are just rants.
Saturday, January 9, 2010

yes, so a math sucks.
it's like. -_-
and we have to do a bio mind map on cells and i never use mindmaps to study (unless the teacher prints them out) so it's going to be a piece of hw handed up and then get stuffed somewhere or gets filed and never touched. it only gets filed when i feel organised or when file checking comes.
i feel like sleeping every morning and so far all the frist periods of days are science so i shall wait till i ahve another period before i conclude if science just makes me fall alseep.
i hate carrying thick books cause they are damn heavy which sucks.
HAHA anyway, i think i should sleep soon cause it's late.
night and there's tuition tomorrow.
):

here i am;


selling white tanks
Monday, January 4, 2010

Selling brand new white tanks! :D
(i bought many that time cause i thought i was going to wear a back brace.)




Front

Back
lycra tanks.
10 bucks.
fits uk size 8.








here i am;


i whine non stop about school forgive me
Sunday, January 3, 2010

i really really really really don't wanna go to school tomorrow.
nothing positive at all.
besides done homework. :X
and liverpool drew this morning. ):
oh it's 4.44 let wish haha.
oh, and do we go to class or the hall tomorrow.
i don't want to go to school tomorrow.
why can't it be like this.
switch on radio.
there's a thunderstorm today, school's cancelled.
(we don't have snow so make do with rain HAHA)
or, tkg is feeling really nice so let's have another weeks break.
like that will ever happen.
HAHA.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. D:
test, hw, waking up at 6 -_-
15 next year so we don't get released at 12.05 every friday.
right? HAHA.
and there's amath which doesn't look pleasent.
and more chinese. that sounds even worse.
and a whole lot of memorising.
even knowing that i can go for boys like girls doesn't seem to help much in helping me get rid of the dread of returning to school.
damn.
i hope 2010 goes well.
good school year.
i hope.

here i am;


Saturday, January 2, 2010

on a happier note,

BOYS LIKE GIRLS TICKET IS MINE. :D

i am very happy.







anyway, it's 2010 and it's a new start to everything.
so, i shall try to be more hardworking or actually just not be lazy cause i'm sec 3 next year and we need to study.
i have a feeling i'm still going to be lazy next year and my results are going to be shitty.
i miss 2e5. and i think we are awesome. :D
i think it's useless if i make new year resolutions cause i don't think i'll ever stick to them and i think it's proven cause i can't evn make myself do the chiropractic thing every night.
or rather twice a day.
and it's not even strenuous.
so basically, i need my brain to mature slighty so that i will make myself do what is important.
starting with homework cause i'm supposed to be doing homework but i'm blogging.
OH, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THERE'S FOOTBALL TONIGHT. that made me happy for about 2 seconds.
and there's piano tomorrow and there's theory and not practised pieces so i'm pretty much dead if i want to finish my homework by todayand piano stuff.
i think i should start now.
bye.
hopefully homework is done by 6.
i shall rush like mad.

here i am;


no no no no no

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
i'm dreading it like hell.

here i am;


(:
Friday, January 1, 2010

oh and, happy new year! hope you people had a good one.
i enjoyed mine. :)

here i am;


BOYS LIKE GIRLS :DD

I AM GOING FOR BOYS LIKE GIRLS. :D
thank god they still have tickets. :D


:D
i am very happy. :D

here i am;