hello. :D
Thursday, November 12, 2009
i'm reading mlia and it's hilarious.
HAHAH.
Today, I went to the store to buy several things. At the checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag on it. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, "PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX." The employee checking the price misheard the checker, mistaking the word 'tampax' for the word 'thumbtacks.' He came back on the intercom with: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?" I laughed for ten minutes. MLIA
Today, I went to Starbucks with my friend to get us a couple of white chocolate mochas. When the barista asked my friend for his name to be written on his drink, my friend confidently said, "Free." It wasn't until the barista announced "Hot white chocolate mocha for FREE!" that I realized that I am, indeed, friends with an evil genius. MLIA.
Today, while in history class, my teacher asked the class if anyone knew how to knit or sew. The only person to raise their hand was the captain of the mens lacrosse team. MLIA
HAHAH.
damn funny.
:D
why does it feel like there's something stuck in my throat again. D:
HAHA.
here i am;
